I joined Team Awesome nearing the end of July. Some of the activities of Team Awesome include spilling wine on white carpets on a weekly basis, watching football with the A-towners, plastered grass laying, Herraderra stealing, festive music like the green hornet by Al Hirt during late night couching, Princess Island fighting, lounging, or sick leave, curdled tequila milk in wine glasses, BOX-O-WINING, Turk…KEYS! Yatzee, Grey’s Anatomy/Nip/Tuck/LOST feinding, naming our baby Cracklin Oate Brand, harvesting kidneys, and saving lives. Team Awesome has the right to exclude you and expell you at any point in time, especially at 2:30AM in the morning during PMS. Other restrictions may apply
I did not write this…Pickles did. She is a good sport most the time. After my last post she deleted me from facebook but was nice enough to send me this. It is accurate.